Nothing to see here, no significant news, scandal, gossip or riveting insider information, and so essentially all is quiet on the Western Hydra front. Just the way we like it.
The rest of the world can keep it’s jolly old self to itself. Another Bush running for President !! Yay.
More melting ice on the poles, Hooray. Loads of decapitations from enthusiastic religious types, awesome.
Some more Ying-tongs can get a stiffy because they spent oodles on a rhino horn. or can adorn their dining area with an almost extinct elephant tusk, whoopee, or perhaps news of Danish dolphin battering. Oh and then get “real world” started on economy…… politics….. worship related cartoons…. gosh and skin colour; what a superb reason to kill and riot, and the difference it will make!!!!
Sorry, no can do, weez just simple folk trying to live simple lives. So instead we share with y’all our boring auld sunset scene, devoid of international Rhubarb… Slainte!
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