Island Dog-tails

Island Dog-Tails Imagine you are a rescue dog, initially saved off the streets of Porto Rico, and recently immigrated from...
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Island Dog-tails

Do you want to Die ?

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Do you want to Die ?

Pointless Subjugation

https://youtu.be/O0Eh4hD0vd8?si=m2RzcdvTpAPV2ZmK
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Pointless Subjugation

Why I’m not the Pope.

https://youtu.be/iLuzWyDDkGQ?si=goIc5gAUIvOwzcFT
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Why I’m not the Pope.

About a Fish

https://youtu.be/hYX4ySKx0SY?si=QlWk0uC-uzZexOgx
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About a Fish

KISS. 2nd Part

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KISS. 2nd Part

KISS. 1st Part.

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KISS. 1st Part.

Final Financial Edification

https://youtu.be/lkmlqXbTAn0?si=73df-KGa6psRS81O
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Final Financial Edification

Once upon a Pub. Part 1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_DAPJvCRSTI
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Once upon a Pub. Part 1

About a Rat

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwEchbOlB-Q&t=8s  
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About a Rat

Mutters & Musings

The Multipurpose Lemon

And oh-so-pretty

The Versatile Lemon

We discovered another novel use for the versatile lemon, a fruit found so prolifically in Kamini valley. Heard the old saw of making lemonade from lemons, well here is an additional function for the lemon just when you may have thought its usefulness was over. A delightful citric air-freshener.
Take one used, halved naturally, lemon and cut away the pith.
Cut hole or ‘chimney’ in the upper half.
Place one small standard candle in bottom and place ‘lid’.
An instant attractive table center piece or scented candle for the bathroom…
The things we do to amuse ourselves in February around here!

A New Scam in Town

In the past, with Nigerians offering millions for a bit of innocent assistance in money laundering, fake lottery wins, and fictitious charities, I thought all angles had been tried, but a new type of con has infiltrated our part of the world. This one, however, is almost comical in its endeavor.
As I was sitting with a retired English ex-pat last week at our local watering hole, he shared an unusual phone call he received that morning.
“I got this call from a fellow who had a pronounced accent, Pakistani I would guess,” said John P. “He knew my name, how I don’t know, but he tried to sound very official.”
“Allo, is dis Mister P?”
John replied in the affirmative.
“Well, sur, I regret to inform you dat we have detected dat yuur computer has a virus.”
“Really,” John answered, barely suppressing a chuckle, “and how do you know this?”
“Oh yes, Mister P, you see ve are calling from a technical department associated with your service provider, and it seems dat you are in danger of infecting de netvorking,” the Asian IT expert explained.
“And this virus is serious?” John was by now barely able to hide his mirth. “What can I do about this sick computer of mine?”
“Yes, sur, ve are being expert in these technical matters and can have somebody come and fix it at your earliest convenience, but if you don’t mind me asking, you do not sound terribly concerned Mister P.” The caller had detected the lack of anxiety in John’s tone.
“That is because I do not own a computer, never have, and never will,” John laughed.
Click.
A few days later our phone rang, a little too early for our liking, and the caller ID read “out of area,” meaning anonymous, which automatically raised suspicion of some type of telemarketing.
“Allo, is dis Mister Fugun?”
I replied that indeed I was, where upon he asked a couple of times if I spoke English. I immediately cottoned to what was up and decided to play along, the idea being to reverse the con and give this techno-expert the address of the local precinct as our home. However the next question sort of gave the game away.
“Do you have a computer?” Obviously this scammer had learned the lesson. In order to claim a PC had a virus, it was necessary to establish whether the answerer actually owned a computer. I confirmed such ownership.
“Ah good.” My caller sounded relieved by this progress. “Ve are from technical data services affiliated through your service provider, via de IP netvorking in dis region, and ve are repairing da problem to improve everyone’s Internet links.”
They had obviously upped their game in techno-bamboozle-babble, but I inadvertently spoiled my counter ploy by saying that I was my own service provider.
Click.

Rie Albertsen (formerly Goldman)

Rie Albertsen, perhaps better known to some Hydra old-timers as Rie Goldman, passed away unexpectedly on 2 October. Her daughters Helle and Johanne (“Hanne”) tell us that she suffered a heart attack the previous day, as she strode to work early in the morning with her usual vigour. Rie first came to Hydra early in 1966 and lived there on and off (mostly on) until 1972. In May this year, she returned after an absence of four decades. She stayed in the familiar home of a dear friend, high up on the mountain, with Kamini spread out below the old house and Ghika’s ruin just across the hillside. Rie was overjoyed to be back, say her children. She relished the warm smooth stones under her bare feet and the softly clunking goat bells—and all the other sounds, sights, tastes and smells she had been missing for so many years. Even the maddening racket of the drilling down in Kamini made her laugh as it evoked amusing memories of the vagaries of how things are done on the Rock. Deeply moved – uplifted – by the wonderfully warm reception old friends and new acquaintances gave her, Rie was happily planning future visits to Hydra when her life was cut short, without warning. Johanne and Helle have asked that we post this card.

Smoked Kamini

Fires burned all night.

Photo by V.J.Lloyd


Not two evenings after the shenanigans with riot police, sieges and stand-offs’ in the port Hydra got wind-directly “smoked” by a dramatic fire Metoxi side on the mainland opposite Hydra. Enough to sting eyes of residents in Kamini. An interesting Month as the Chinese would say, roll on friendly September.

Rhubarb On the Rock

Talk about a hypocritical incident which highlights the stark contrast in ways of combating the country’s economic plight. Hydra made international news this month when a  taverna owner got into a rhubarb with the local law for not supposedly producing some receipts for tax purposes.

Island Solidarity

What was achieved?

Her son was hauled in her place down to the constabulary which rallied the islanders into supporting her and laying “siege” to the police station, cutting power and water.
Who in turn summoned reinforcements, and the cavalry in full Kevlar and riot gear arrived from Athens on a naval ship.
Hydriotes allegedly stormed the ferry which was to escort the ‘criminal’ off island in retaliation, and some scuffling may have occurred. (The exact sequence of events is not relevant, as of course there are variations’ depending who is narrating their side of the saga).
The media constructed its usual storm in a teacup out of the event, but there is a deep underlying reason matters went so far.
It was pointed out that this was a matter about some supposed minor tax evasion, but how much in tax payer money was sent to bring in the navy and troops?

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There are those too who point out that this is why the whole skirmish took place. That in fact the long arm of the law should not have been hounding small dining establishments but investigating the likes of huge suspicious mansions being constructed on the island with doubtful licenses and dubious legality, or indeed the row of luxury yachts bobbing behind the line of white helmets.

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